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Butterfly Jokes

1. Why don’t butterflies ever make their beds?

Because they always wake up as a changed creature!

2. What did the girl butterfly say to her date?

“You give me butterflies!”

3. Why don’t butterflies tell secrets in the garden?

Because the flowers might spread them and the bees might buzz about them!

4. How do butterflies greet each other?

With butterfly kisses!

5. Why did the butterfly join the dance class?

To become a “social butterfly”!

6. What’s a butterfly’s favorite subject at school?

Moth-ematics!

7. Why are butterflies terrible at hide and seek?

They’re always spotted!

8. What do you call a butterfly that loves to paint?

A brusherfly!

9. Why did the butterfly become a motivational speaker?

Because he wanted to spread the message of beautiful transformations!

10. What did the butterfly say to the flower?

“I’m pollen for you!”

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